"Oi Chris... here are some snaps. do a blog! No riding ones. None. Fuck it." Well, thats a good a start as any I guess, was this really the first Wednesday session since November? Good ol' England, maybe there is some sort of connection between the fact that its been wet, cold and shitty for the last 3 months and the fact England has the highest number of teenage pregnancies in Europe? I'm not sure, all I do know is neither have anything to do with me, so I am in the clear.

With it being half term and all, I was expecting the night to be a right off, but thankfully the kids stayed out of the bowl leaving it free for us to sit around grumbling and sipping beer, except me, as I am having a beer and grumble free February, yes.

My non drinking continued in the Lock Tavern, where even Dye made an appearance, a few cocktails later he was dancing on tables like it was Coyote Ugly all over again (that may be a slight exaggeration).

Upon leaving we were accosted by two separate groups of drunks girls (their eyes arent painted on) and a couple of folks decided it was a good idea to let them take their bikes, in the usual boring half flirty way girls do which usually just results in whoever has leant there bike chasing a drunk girl as she wobbles away on said bike. Luckily these ones didn't wobble too far before it all proved too much and they decked themselves, nice work lass's...