With this Wednesday™ being a washout, riding truely is thin on the ground ATM. I think we say that on here almost as much as we apologise for the crap photos and the late blogs, I've got one to write from about a week a go and I'm actually just going to lie an pretend its not late, hell, you can write any old crap on the internet and people will believe you. The place is full of liars.

I remember at its peak, when evvveeerryone was on the internet and MySpace, you used to get random friends requests off girls that looked hot. I remember getting one of this girl and she was in a bikini and she looked pretty good. I think I showed her profile to Netley and he was like "dude, shes fat" and I was like "she cant be, I can see her whole damn body!" and he sent me a photo of her and she was a beast, and he was like, "told you she was fat! castle did her".

So if I was to tell you that John Dye has mellowed out, grown a mullet, switched from coffee to pills and has started going to the East London 90's power ballard raves you'd be all like, "thats complete bullshit" but then when I threw you this link to his latest Union web edit you'd be like "oohhhhhhhhhh..."